Yes, you had a rotten Winter, fighting the black ice off your driveway, adding layers upon layers on yourself to avoid losing a toe and drinking yourself to death with scalded mulled wine. Indeed Spring is coming back, and Summer shall follow. With these will come festivals and rave parties in all of Olde England. With them, marvellous music and dance parties from U2, Coldplay, Adele and David Guetta, disgusting toilets with no paper and very suspicious seats, endless queues to eat expired and undercooked sausages (well, that explains the toilet seats), strange and hot dates with people who have not, just like you, had any shower for 3 days, and miles of fields that separate you from your car. But no worries, Enjoymedia has a way to “Glaston-bury the hatchet” (LOL) between you and the lack of hygiene in festivals with lots of original and cool stuff like soap, tissues, air-fresheners, condoms or even waterproof and mud-proof shoes in the way the hippies would spend their time during Woodstock. Help yourselves, Wash yourself “Isle of Wight” again and drink moderately (whatever…)
