We can all picture the scene; (Man) is comfortably sitting on the sofa, mug of tea in one hand, packet of biscuits in another, and a classic Sunday wartime movie on the TV.  (Woman) enters the field of vision, expresses some doubt as to how much of a contribution (man) is making to cleaning the house.  The result?  Most likely (man) will choose to ignore (woman) and continue as normal.
This is wrong.  And the Men’s Housework timer is here to fix this.  This essential bit of household kit looks just like a normal egg timer, however the neck of the timer has been calibrated to allow just the right amount of sand through per second to equate to the amount of time a man should be expected to do any form of housework.  For those of you who didn’t know – this is 3 seconds!!

Features:

• Novelty egg timer that lasts only 3 seconds
• Timer allows men to time how long they should work on housework
• Dimensions: 7 cm x 7 cm x 11 cm