We wish you a hairy Christmas!
Turn yourself into a moveable Christmas tree with this Christmas Tree Beard Kit. In the box you’ll find everything you need for the ultimate festive facial fuzz transformation. Except for maybe an angel headpiece.
Comb in the green shimmer hair colour, clip on the red and green baubles, and people will be hanging decorations off your face in no time.
When you’re done, you’ll look good enough to put in the corner to slowly wilt until January when you’ll get put out on the street.