It feels like only yesterday you were surrounded by all your friends, up to your eyes on [insert illegal substance here] and enjoying life...
Now you find yourself in a gym full of sweaty stiffs, slaving away at some bullshit spinning class. This wasn't how it was meant to be!
Just take a long, refreshing swig from the I Miss Drugs Water Bottle and let the world know that you'd rather be doing something else. Anything else. Ideally some drugs.