I Miss Drugs Water Bottle

It feels like only yesterday you were surrounded by all your friends, up to your eyes on [insert illegal substance here] and enjoying life...
Now you find yourself in a gym full of sweaty stiffs, slaving away at some bullshit spinning class. This wasn't how it was meant to be!
Just take a long, refreshing swig from the I Miss Drugs Water Bottle and let the world know that you'd rather be doing something else. Anything else. Ideally some drugs.

Features:

• Keep hydrated and remember the good old days
• Lovely bold slogan to let people know how you really feel
• Holds 500ml of water (or gin – fuck it)
• Lovely bold slogan
• Sexy gun-metal finish
• Holds 500ml of anything you like
• Measures approximately 7.5 x 27.5 x 7.5 cm