Within this unassuming matte black bag contains the world's hottest chilli chocolate lollipop. Well, two of them – one for you and one for your equally brave and foolish friend.
They are infused with 6.4 million Scoville extract and guaranteed to cause immense physical and mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park.
Even the daintiest, lightest lick is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell, knocking back a shot of fresh lava or sucking on a red-hot branding iron.
Why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right?