Feeling cold outside and don’t have a pair of gloves to keep you warm? Then pop this Avocado in the microwave to unleash a wave of heat as ambient as a Mexican summer. This Pocket Pal will keep your hands warm all winter long and make you cosier than being wrapped up in a blanket burrito.
And the best thing, this guy doesn’t bruise, won’t go off when you finally go to eat him, doesn’t contain a big stone. But don’t mash him. His warm little innards will go everywhere and he won’t even taste nice on your toast.