This Squawking Stress Chicken embodies the height of twenty-first century civilisation, and truly is a marvel of mechanisation.
This chicken will supply you with hours of joy, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it’ll scream aloud when you can’t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.