For all those who, according to Freud, are stuck in their anal phase, we have the perfect stress toy. The Super Stretchy Poo ball looks deceptively real, but fortunately it does not smell. You can knead and squeeze the turd. It will keep its shape and nothing will stain your hands. Of course, the Stretchy Poo is also a great gift for unloved colleagues, to whom you can so subtly tell what you think of their work performance or opinions.