Stress? No Bloblem!
Just take this hideously adorable Blob Fish Stress Toy in your hands, close your eyes, take a deep breath, and give him a nice big squeeze.
He won't be mad, he's just grateful for your company and human contact. He lives to serve and he'll quickly "re-inflate" back to his usual plump self, ready to be crushed into oblivion and relieve your anxieties allll over again.